When your mother has grown older, when her dear, faithful eyes no longer see life as they once did, when her feet, grown tired, no longer want to carry her as she walks, then lend her your arm in support, escort her with happy pleasure. The hour will come when, weeping, you must accompany her on her final walk. And if she asks you something, then you give her an anser. And if she asks again, then speak! And if she asks yet again, respond to her, not impatiently, but with gentle calm. And if she cannot understand you properly, explain all to her happily. The hour will come, the bitter hour, when her mouth asks for nothing more. 

Gran, 100, is Nintendo queen

Game girl ... Kathleen, who turned 100 last week, with her Nintendo DSSWNS .comBy STAFF REPORTERPublished: Today at 12:19

A GRAN who just celebrated turning 100 has revealed her secret to staying sharp in old age — she's an avid GAMER.

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Instead of knitting or playing bingo, young-at-heart Kathleen Connell — known as Kit — spends at least two hours a day playing her Nintendo DS.

And the gran-of-one uses the console so often she even wore her first one out and had to replace it.

Kit, who turned 100 last Friday, said: "It's absolutely super, I don't feel a day over 80.

"I'll play it in the evening, then I'll have a break and a cup of tea, then I'll go back to playing my Nintendo.

"If there's nothing on the television I'll sit for an hour or two and try my hand on a game.

"I can't speak highly enough of it. I don't know what I would do without it."

 

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Kit has a stack of ten games — including Brain Trainer, Scrabble, Family Fortunes and Art Academy — and spends her evenings solving puzzles and painting pictures.

And according to Brain Trainer the spritely centenarian has a mental age of 64.

Kit's daughter Pam Stewart bought her mum the first console for her 96th birthday and says she has been stunned how easily her mother has taken to gaming.

She added: "I'm very proud of the way mum keeps active after all those years. It certainly keeps her sharp."

 

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Kit, who lives in Thornliebank, East Renfrewshire, manages to live alone despite having had both legs amputated.

 

 

 

She said: ""When I got the first leg amputated I had to have a transfusion of two pints of blood and after that I began to feel younger.

"It must have been the young blood I was given and I told the doctors how much better I felt.

"The Nintendo has been a great help to me, it's absolutely amazing. If there's any secret to a long life it's to think positive and keep your mind active."

 

I am from Germany and I have to say one thing about this article about the German couple who moved to Britain in the mid 1990's...Being at their age, Germans have a dry sense of humor when it comes to stuff like that. When I am called a Nazi because of me being from Germany, I laugh it off because it doesn't bother me one bit. One thing people have to understand insults don't bother me at all. I am not a Nazi because I am not from the 1930's and 1940's....I am a child of the mid 1960's. So how can I be a Nazi or alike? Makes no sense to me. Perhaps people say things like that to provoke me in which I cannot be provoked so easily.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A MATHS teacher put his German neighbour through four years of "hell" by blaring out the themes to Dad's Army, Dambusters and Rule Britannia, a court heard.

Geoffrey Butler, 54, is accused of racially harassing Reinhard Wendt and his wife Kathryn by playing wartime classics, doing a Nazi salute and broadcasting one of Winston Churchill's speeches towards their home.

The Wendts moved to the sleepy village of Lower Upnor, Kent, in 2007 and soon fell out with Butler over a land dispute.

The row quickly exploded into a series of claims of racist insults, provocation and even assault, Medway Magistrates' Court heard.

Mr and Mrs Wendt claim Butler racially harassed them by playing wartime classics and performing the salute towards them.

He is accused of whistling and playing the patriotic music, including Vera Lynn songs, staring at his neighbours and making pointless complaints about them.

Butler, a teacher of 28 years whose family served in the RAF, denies the four-year hate campaign.

The court heard he told officers: "I haven't been doing this. It may happen on the odd occasion, whatever. Was it illegal? It wasn't. I don't see anything wrong with Dame Vera Lynn. I come from an RAF family."

But Mr Wendt, 62, told magistrates he was having nightmares and said: "It was like waterboarding, after a while a little whistle was enough. It let me know he was there and watching me."

Social worker Mrs Wendt, who broke down in tears giving evidence, said: "It made me feel nervous and intimidated and I didn't want to go out into my back garden any more.

"I just want to live a peaceful life. I haven't looked for this trouble, I haven't asked for this trouble and I don't want to be here."

Mr Wendt, who moved to Britain from Germany in 1999, accused Butler of whistling the war tunes and playing them from his car stereo regularly since 2007.

 

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The songs included Vera Lynn's White Cliffs of Dover, wartime hit Maybe It's Because I'm a Londoner and the Colonel Bogey March from Bridge On the River Kwai.

He also claimed Butler would pretend to be on his ***** next to the garden fence and talk loudly about Nazis.

The court also heard how Butler would stand on his garage roof to stare at the Wendts, but Butler said he was sunbathing as his garden was too shady.

Events came to a head last April when the Wendts claimed they were sitting in bed and saw Butler taking a picture of them through the window, which Butler denied.

 

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Five days later, when police were due to interview the feuding neighbours, the Wendts claimed they arrived home to see Butler in his kitchen making a Nazi salute, mimicking a Hitler moustache with his fingers and shouting.

Mr Wendt said he was "jumping about like a madman" but Butler told officers: "I find it grossly offensive, why would I do that?"

Butler, whose trial has been adjourned for two months because it did not finish on schedule, has been out of work since his arrest.

 

 

He told the court: "I had a job offer for this term, but as soon as this case was mentioned it was withdrawn.

"As a teacher I am subject to enhanced checks which mean unproven allegations can still be mentioned."

Butler was questioned on suspicion of assault after an incident between him and Mr Wendt on July 30, 2007, but no charges were brought.

He will give evidence on March 19, when he is expected to deliver a catalogue of accusations against the Wendts.

If found guilty he could face up to two years in jail.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get — only what you are expecting to give — which is everything. What you will receive in return varies. But it really has no connection with what you give. You give because you love and cannot help giving.

Do not be critics, you people, I beg you. I was a critic and I wish I could take it all back because it came from a smelly and ignorant place in me, and spoke with a voice that was all rage and envy. Do not dismiss a book until you have written one, and do not dismiss a movie until you have made one, and do not dismiss a person until you have met them. It is a f@*$%load of work to be open-minded and generous and understanding and forgiving and accepting, but Christ, that is what matters. What matters is saying yes.

The troubled singer, 45, confessed to The Sun days after being plunged into the depths of despair: "I took an overdose."

But she said: "God obviously wants me around — though I can't think why."

Sinead, who lives in Co Wicklow, Ireland, told of her hell after issuing a desperate plea for psychiatric help — via *******.

Her message begged: "Does anyone know a psychiatrist in Dublin or Wicklow? I'm really unwell — and in danger."

She took the overdose last Thursday in Los Angeles. After later being treated in an Irish hospital for a broken ankle she almost tried to kill herself AGAIN two days ago.

The mum of four got married a month ago — but split from hubby Barry Herridge, 38, after 16 days. They were reunited last week.

Sinead said of her ******* plea: "I just had to make a cry for help."

 A school boy aged 10 has been arrested over a vicious attack on two middle-aged women teachers. One victim suffered a broken leg and a sucpected dislocated kneecap and the other sustained facial injuries at the school.

The teachers, both in their 50s, were taken to hospital by ambulance following the alleged assault in Orpington, South East London, at 1pm on Thursday. 

Staff called police who arrested the 10-year-old pupil on suspicion of causing grievous bodily harm. 

The boy was taken to a nearby police station and questioned by specially-trained officers in the presence of an adult. He was bailed until the middle of next month. 

 

What is getting to in to these kids nowadays? Crazy really!